Ode to Oreo

Oreos are Awesome.

I love them. They are great with milk. They are great double stuffed. But by far and away the best oreo combination is something that would make most shudder. The best is when combined with butter.

Butter Melted, how nice it greases, those oreos which are crushed to pieces. Take a scoop up in your hand, take a taste and life is grand. Freeze it for an ice cream pie crust, but wait too long and that crust might just….. be gone.

No really. If you haven’t had oreo pieces and butter, you are missing one of life’s most treasured treats. It is the crust for the Asphalt Pies at Wingers.

There is a reason why I’m fat, you can’t get a body like this without working for it.

Speaking of Oreos, I’m very mixed on the new resealable packages.

1. They don’t open all the way, so you have to jiggle the package around to get the last ones out.

2. Something about them always makes you think there is another oreo in there, but there never is. (Just throw it away when you eat the last one.)

3. The only purpose of being resealable(that I can think of) is to keep the dust out. It certainly doesn’t keep them from going stale. Not that they ever last that long. It’s not really that effective at keeping them in.

4. It is easy to open. This really carries a lot of weight. Which is why I’m mixed.

This calls for more product testing. I’ll get right on it.

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  1. tom

    nice poetry!!

  2. Amber Omer

    I seriously think a polar bear could fit at least two packs of oreos in it’s mouth at once! That is awesome!

    Now I want one. Double Stuffed is a must! :)

  3. Dave

    Thanks, Tom. This is my Odereo.

    Mmmmm…..double stuffed oreos!

  4. T.J.

    Yes! Cookies.

  5. Kellie

    It brought tears to my eyes! Now I have to go buy some. Are you getting paid to advertise for them ;)

    • Dave

      Oh, I wish! Do you know how to hook a guy up? ;)

  6. Shay

    i could see me doing both of those. though my hubby things he’d make the ode, and i’d eat them before he was done. yet at the same time… why else would i have a blog named after oreos unless i loved them enough to do that?

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