Well, hey! It’s another T-Short! (For those who forgot, we originally planned on running these ’short’ sketches on Tues & Thurs, thus ‘T-shorts’.)
But something’s missing!
You got it! There’s no caption!
Here’s your chance, Warders: come up with the best caption for this T-Short! We know many of you read here without ever commenting, but now we’re asking you to sound off! And to make the pot sweeter…
…we’re…not offering a prize to the winner. THIS time!! Dun dun Duuuuuuuunnnn!!
But we will be offering a prize the next time we post a T-Short Caption Contest! So look at this time as a chance to hone your skills, whet your whistle, sharpen your claws, and get in shape! Meanwhile, Dave & Cannon are working on a super cool actual physical mailed-to-you prize for the next contest. Also: rules. We’re working on rules.
Alright! So to start off the contest…let’s see…
“There’s nothing more humiliating than realizing that the cat you wanted to end your misery only wants a trophy and not a meal”
…maah, that was too wordy. What’ve YOU got?
“WHAT? All these years I’ve been running from a VEGETARIAN!?!?!?!?”
Nice! Way to kick things off, Andrea!
By the way, I should mention that due to spam comments (and yes, I get a ton), you won’t see your post immediately if this is the first time you’ve commented. I have to approve them first. So check back later to see your comments!
“This is not my lunch. This is my flavorful snack-pack.”
With it being a cat, I’m wanting to write it in 733t, like the LOLCats website.
Something like “I can haz 3M0 SNAXX”?
or “it haz a teeni flavr”
“I was just petting him”
“This little thing won’t ruin my dinner…promise”
“eh I don’t know if a runt like you is worth it”
“do you honestly think this little thing is gonna keep me from eating you!”
I’m definitely going to want fries with this Happy Meal.
“When your eyes are bigger than your dinner…”
Like every evil villain, Chester the Cat can’t resist launching into a monologue when he’s secured a temporary advantage.
I love it!
I finally managed to pet him!
“Yup.. perfect size – bigger than my left eye, smaller than my right. Dinner time!”
Nice Mousey, mousey. . . . mmmm
“It was then that Wilbur recognized the fallicy of ‘Semper Fidelis’ in cat-mouse relationships.”
…or that the Fi ‘Semper Fi’ stood not for ‘fidelis but for ‘feline’.
“I wasn’t gonna eat it! I was just gonna taste it…..”
Okay, so that I’m not hunted down by Disney (because they do that sort of thing), I’d better cite that this is from Winnie the Pooh. So, not very original, but I put it only because it is so oft quoted at our house.
“OK Mom look, I promised I would play nice… Can I eat him now PLEASE!!!!”